Writing myself bored.

I wish I could be writing something else. Anything else. Writing scientifically makes me feel so...boxed in. My tone is far too casual most of time, so I feel compelled to listen to Mozart and drink tea so that I can "write brainy".

Basically this results in a general grunty feeling of being a bull in a china shop...and a bathroom visit every half hour.

*shakes head*

If i were to write my report out in fanfic-ese

George Knightley: Have you considered auxotrophic bacteria?
Emma Woodhouse: Yes, and I have found them wanting. They simply cannot accomplish what I wish them to do.
George Knightley: I think your goals are too high. I think you should use auxotrophs. They're cool.
Emma Woodhouse: Yes, most likely my goals are too high. But I will have them nonetheless. And give up on the bacteria. I'm not using them.

Because Alyson asked for it...

Evil Alyson, Evil!

Catherine Morland: Henry, why do we use e. coli to express protein anyhow?
Henry Tilney: Because we didn't want to hurt their feelings. and the e. coli union would revolt.
Catherine Moland: Oh my!
Elinor Dashwood: Catherine, don't pay attention to that. He's telling you lies.
Catherine Morland: Then why do we use e. coli?
Marianne Dashwood: Because they're beautiful!